If you ever try to make me call you daddy, our relationship is over.

You crippled me to the point of not being able to masturbate. Lovely.

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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internetboy69:

anyway *takes more underwear pics*

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angry90slesbian:

I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just saw Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes what the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest of my day now

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